![]() ![]() Janelle Monae wore a cartoonish Thom Browne coat over an impossible-to-sit-in spherical dress. Jennifer Lopez, 53, cosplayed - per usual - as a dewy twenty-something perpetually surprised by her own glamour, abdomen out. ![]() To paraphrase an infamous Real Housewife: Even Chanel makes mistakes. Margot Robbie may have been in Chanel, but her torso was sheathed in plastic. Her compatriot Brooklyn Beckham? Devon Aoki? Camila Morrone?Įven the few true stars who attended got it wrong. ![]() Really, who among us was waiting to see what Maude Apatow, that great beneficiary of nepotism, was wearing? Instead we got a stream of Z-listers peddling filth and flesh, their thirst palpable. Sarah Jessica Parker, Beyoncé, the Olsen twins, Zendaya, Taylor Swift, Anya Taylor-Joy, Harry Styles, Lady Gaga - all took a pass on the former ‘Oscars of fashion’. Monday night’s Met Gala was a desperate last gasp for elitism, cultural tone-setting, celebrity worship and Anna Wintour’s reign of terror.Īdd this one-time legendary event, the subject of its own documentary called 'The First Monday in May,' to the list of flagging entities killed by Covid-19.Ībsent were A-listers once Met Gala vanguards of high-style and theatricality. ![]()
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